Ding Go

Posted by: Josh, 16 January 2026

Ding Go is a beloved* Taiwanese bubble tea chain which is mainly based in Hualien and its surrounding areas, including Green Island.

Redditors claim that it is best known for its hawthorn and red oolong tea drinks. While Ding Go has many excellent drinks and these Redditors are well intentioned, they are wrong.

Ding Go is in fact best known for doing the best Brown Sugar Latte drink in creation.

Below is our tribute, carefully crafted over the course of several seconds, to Taiwan’s greatest high-street store.

A deeply stupid poem, written in tribute to Ding Go. It reads:

Ding Go, more like
don't go
Without your brown sugar,
Life is now such
A bugger.
Your chewy pearls
are appealing to
girls
and boys,
and non-binary people too,
I would imagine.

Since I left Hualien,
no tea tastes like a pefect ten.
Torn from your boba, I can't get through life sober.
And with your paper straws, days feel worse than befores.
So, if you will, a brown sugar latte please, Mr Ding Go.

*By us. We belove it.

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